It was one night late in the summer. I was feeling restless and decided to go for a bike ride.
After about 20 minutes of riding around, I came to a public park and decided to stop for a smoke. It was a big park and only the main pathway was lit up. I was stopped at one of the darker path entrances of the park. The area was mostly grass with a few large trees and a nearby duck pond. I leaned my bike against one of the trees and paced around a bit having my smoke. All of a sudden I started feeling really frisky and daring.
The park seemed deserted. (more…)
Hi this is Ozzy residing in Mumbai and I would like to narrate the encounter I had sometimes back with my Pregnant maid Sheila. She was just awesome. I always had a hard on for Pregnant women. I just used to admire these big belly women. The very thought of fucking these beautiful women used to always have by cock upright erect.
Sheila was seven months pregnant when she starting working in our house. Her husband, as usual, a drunkard kept drinking and fucking her, beating her regularly and this was her 7th child. Sheila had all 6 girls and wanted a boy. This I asked her casually while she was cleaning the house. I used to eye her regularly and when she used to mop the floor on her four, lifting her arse and seeing her belly my cock used to be erect. Infact the moment Sheila used to enter the house, my cock used to be standing. (more…)
When her husband finished having sex with her he went to work. She was glad to see him go. Now she could satisfy herself. Harold never lasted over thee minutes with sex and went off prematurely leaving her hanging. She got her vibrator and rammed it in her pussy. Now she had climax after climax until her legs were shaking. Jessie looked at her pregnant belly and knew that Harold was good for something. She wondered if she would have a girl or a boy. Jessie looked in the mirror and squeezed her breasts. Milk squirted from her nipples and she knew she would give birth soon. Jessie wanted to have a fling before she had her baby, pregnancy made her horny. She dressed and took a taxi to a bar. She ordered a Shirley Temple. A large man sat beside her and ask if he could buy her a drink. He was handsome and reminded her of her father. He said his name was Tom Martin.
“My name is Jessie” she said sweetly.
He noticed the girl was pregnant.
“Pregnant women shouldn’t be drinking alcohol” he warned.
“I know that, that’s why I’m drinking a Shirley Temple”
“When is your baby due?” he ask.
“Soon I hope” she sighed.
“I think pregnant women are beautiful” smiled Tom. (more…)
Patty is visiting her father Ralph at the nursing home. ‘I’ve been sleeping really well these past few weeks,’ Ralph says. ‘Why?’ Patty asks. ‘Have the nurses been giving you something to help you sleep?’ ‘Yes,’ Ralph says. ‘Every night I’m given an glass of warm milk and viagra.’ ‘Why are they giving you viagra?’ she asks. ‘I don’t know,’ Ralph says. Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping aids. ‘The warm milk helps him sleep,’ the nurse says. ‘But why the viagra?’ Patty asks. ‘Oh,’ the nurse says. ‘That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.’
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. The skin was moist and dry. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. (more…)
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got a lot of gas. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you don’t smell them, do you?” “Hmm,” says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled “Great doc. This prescription, will it help me get rid of all this gas so I won’t fart any more?” “No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Then the following week I want you back here for a hearing test.”
Nicole was as nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers as she waited for her ten o’clock appointment with Dr. Corbin!!! She paged through three or four magazines without ever really reading any of the articles, and when the receptionist called out her name, she practically leaped out of her chair while following a nurse to the examination room!!! “How are you today,” the nurse asked while they made their way down a long hall, “you seem a little bit nervous!?!” “Does it show that much,” she replied with a forced laugh, “I’m just dying to find out the results of my test, has the doctor said anything to you about it!?!” The nurse chuckled gently and replied, “No, dear, he hasn’t, but you’ll find out everything you need to know in just a few minutes, so if you’ll just have a seat, Dr. Corbin will be in shortly!!!” The nurse pointed to a straight back chair in the corner of the examination room, and before Nicole could even respond, she turned heal and left her standing alone while waiting for the doctor to show up!!!
Unbelievably, Nicole actually fell asleep while waiting for the doctor, and when she heard his deep baritone voice, she jerked herself awake while asking, “Am I pregnant, tell me right away, don’t make me wait another minute!?!” “And I’m fine too,” Dr. Corbin replied with a smile!!! “I-I’m sorry, Doctor,” she replied sheepishly, “it’s just that I’m going crazy wondering if I am or not!!!” “Well,” he replied gently while sitting down next to her, “I have good news, you are definitely pregnant, and just to be on the safe side I want to give you a quick exam here to today!!!” (more…)
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: “Do you know what I`m doing ?” “Yes,” she says, “you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.” “Correct,” says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I`m doing now”, he says. “Yes,” says the woman, “you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer.” “That`s right,” replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. “Do you know,” he pants “what I`m doing now?” “Yes,” she says. “You`re getting herpes.”
