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October 31, 2005

Riding Naked

Filed under: Uncategorized, hardcore — Administrator @ 3:30 am

It was one night late in the summer. I was feeling restless and decided to go for a bike ride.

After about 20 minutes of riding around, I came to a public park and decided to stop for a smoke. It was a big park and only the main pathway was lit up. I was stopped at one of the darker path entrances of the park. The area was mostly grass with a few large trees and a nearby duck pond. I leaned my bike against one of the trees and paced around a bit having my smoke. All of a sudden I started feeling really frisky and daring.

The park seemed deserted. (more…)

October 30, 2005

Pregnant Blowjob

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Hi this is Ozzy residing in Mumbai and I would like to narrate the encounter I had sometimes back with my Pregnant maid Sheila. She was just awesome. I always had a hard on for Pregnant women. I just used to admire these big belly women. The very thought of fucking these beautiful women used to always have by cock upright erect.

Sheila was seven months pregnant when she starting working in our house. Her husband, as usual, a drunkard kept drinking and fucking her, beating her regularly and this was her 7th child. Sheila had all 6 girls and wanted a boy. This I asked her casually while she was cleaning the house. I used to eye her regularly and when she used to mop the floor on her four, lifting her arse and seeing her belly my cock used to be erect. Infact the moment Sheila used to enter the house, my cock used to be standing. (more…)

October 29, 2005

Pregnant Fucking

Filed under: Uncategorized, pregnant — Administrator @ 2:18 am

When her husband finished having sex with her he went to work. She was glad to see him go. Now she could satisfy herself. Harold never lasted over thee minutes with sex and went off prematurely leaving her hanging. She got her vibrator and rammed it in her pussy. Now she had climax after climax until her legs were shaking. Jessie looked at her pregnant belly and knew that Harold was good for something. She wondered if she would have a girl or a boy. Jessie looked in the mirror and squeezed her breasts. Milk squirted from her nipples and she knew she would give birth soon. Jessie wanted to have a fling before she had her baby, pregnancy made her horny. She dressed and took a taxi to a bar. She ordered a Shirley Temple. A large man sat beside her and ask if he could buy her a drink. He was handsome and reminded her of her father. He said his name was Tom Martin.

“My name is Jessie” she said sweetly.

He noticed the girl was pregnant.

“Pregnant women shouldn’t be drinking alcohol” he warned.

“I know that, that’s why I’m drinking a Shirley Temple”

“When is your baby due?” he ask.

“Soon I hope” she sighed.

“I think pregnant women are beautiful” smiled Tom. (more…)

October 27, 2005

Nursing Home Sleeping Aid

Filed under: nude nurses, medical stuff, doctor tushy — Administrator @ 9:02 am

Patty is visiting her father Ralph at the nursing home. ‘I’ve been sleeping really well these past few weeks,’ Ralph says. ‘Why?’ Patty asks. ‘Have the nurses been giving you something to help you sleep?’ ‘Yes,’ Ralph says. ‘Every night I’m given an glass of warm milk and viagra.’ ‘Why are they giving you viagra?’ she asks. ‘I don’t know,’ Ralph says. Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping aids. ‘The warm milk helps him sleep,’ the nurse says. ‘But why the viagra?’ Patty asks. ‘Oh,’ the nurse says. ‘That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.’

October 26, 2005

Actual Medical Charts

Filed under: pregnant, gyn exams, medical stuff — Administrator @ 8:57 pm

The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. The skin was moist and dry. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. (more…)

October 25, 2005

I fart all the time :)

Filed under: cum stories, enema, gyn exams, doctor tushy — Administrator @ 8:18 pm

Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got a lot of gas. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you don’t smell them, do you?” “Hmm,” says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled “Great doc. This prescription, will it help me get rid of all this gas so I won’t fart any more?” “No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Then the following week I want you back here for a hearing test.”

October 23, 2005

Pregnant Chick Exam

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Nicole was as nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers as she waited for her ten o’clock appointment with Dr. Corbin!!! She paged through three or four magazines without ever really reading any of the articles, and when the receptionist called out her name, she practically leaped out of her chair while following a nurse to the examination room!!! “How are you today,” the nurse asked while they made their way down a long hall, “you seem a little bit nervous!?!” “Does it show that much,” she replied with a forced laugh, “I’m just dying to find out the results of my test, has the doctor said anything to you about it!?!” The nurse chuckled gently and replied, “No, dear, he hasn’t, but you’ll find out everything you need to know in just a few minutes, so if you’ll just have a seat, Dr. Corbin will be in shortly!!!” The nurse pointed to a straight back chair in the corner of the examination room, and before Nicole could even respond, she turned heal and left her standing alone while waiting for the doctor to show up!!!

Unbelievably, Nicole actually fell asleep while waiting for the doctor, and when she heard his deep baritone voice, she jerked herself awake while asking, “Am I pregnant, tell me right away, don’t make me wait another minute!?!” “And I’m fine too,” Dr. Corbin replied with a smile!!! “I-I’m sorry, Doctor,” she replied sheepishly, “it’s just that I’m going crazy wondering if I am or not!!!” “Well,” he replied gently while sitting down next to her, “I have good news, you are definitely pregnant, and just to be on the safe side I want to give you a quick exam here to today!!!” (more…)

October 22, 2005

Visit to a Gynecologist

Filed under: gyno, medical sex, gyn exams, medical stuff, doctor tushy — Administrator @ 12:08 am

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: “Do you know what I`m doing ?” “Yes,” she says, “you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.” “Correct,” says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I`m doing now”, he says. “Yes,” says the woman, “you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer.” “That`s right,” replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. “Do you know,” he pants “what I`m doing now?” “Yes,” she says. “You`re getting herpes.”

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October 21, 2005

Cum Lovers

Filed under: Uncategorized, hardcore, cum stories — Administrator @ 8:26 am

Kate and Linda were sitting at Kate’s small dinette table one summer
morning, discussing the neighborhood gossip and local news. Their husbands
were out playing golf, and as was their wont, Kate and Linda got together to
chat, shop and generally goof off. Each was wearing short shorts and a light
blouse, as the summer weather was quite warm.
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Castration

Filed under: Uncategorized, cum stories, medical sex — Administrator @ 1:49 am

“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”
“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve.
“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”
“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.”
“Well, OK.”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!”
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. “Hi there,” says Steve, “It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”
“Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised.”
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, “Shit! THAT’S the word!”

October 19, 2005

Embrasing Gyno Exam

Filed under: Uncategorized, gyno, gyn exams — Administrator @ 2:49 pm

A radio station routinely paid money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. Here was one of the winners: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologists when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I’m sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in “that area” in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure all women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there. I was a little surprised when he said: “My…we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven’t we?”, but I didn’t respond. The appointment over, (more…)

Doctor Funny Saings

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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell? Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring! ————————– Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat? How long has this been going on? Oh, since I was a kitten I guess! Doctor, Doctor I’ve got insomnia Just sit on the edge of the bed. You’ll soon drop off! ————————– (more…)

October 9, 2005

Pregnancy Test

Filed under: Uncategorized, pregnant, gyno, gyn exams — Administrator @ 7:37 am

I came in last week at 7AM to be told that there was a lady in room 4 who was 5 months pregnant complaining of her water breaking. Well, that will get an OB excited in a hurry, because 5 months could actually be 24 weeks ,which is the threshold of fetal viability. I went quickly into the room with my ultrasound to assess her for possible preterm rupture of membranes. I found a lady with crack hands and crack brain lying on the table clutching her belly. She stated that her water done broke all over at 6 AM today, and she’s 5 months along. I feel her belly and can’t find a big uterus, but think maybe she just has a really small pregnancy with no fluid left. However, I then put on my ultrasound and see an empty uterus. Well, she could be very early in her pregnancy and just horribly mistaken about dates, so I do a pelvic exam and find nothing there either. When asked what she and her boyfriend had been smoking or otherwise ingesting last night, she giggles and denies crack. The guy laughs and states that he had some angel dust.

She kicked him out of the room to tell me that she had been going to the HIV clinic for a month or so, but he doesn’t know. At least she told me.

While I was waiting for crack lady’s pregnancy test to come back negative so that I can get her out of my urgent care, my shy latina clinic assistant found me and mumbled something in a very thick accent. I understood “husband” but not much else, and she seemed quite embarrassed about it. A few minutes later, the other nurse enlightened me that the assistant had walked into the room to retrieve linens and found the couple fornicating on the floor. At 8 AM, after she had called the ambulance for her broken water, she was passing on HIV and orgasms in exchange for crack, and doing it on the floor of my urgent care center.

We kicked him out into the waiting room and put her in a room with no door in direct view of the nurses’ station, and she still eloped with her IV, IV pole, and gown before we got our drug screen. Given that she had tested positive for cocaine in February, I guess I didn’t really need it. The pregnancy test was negative, so had she just peed on herself like crack ladies do. She’ll be back next month, but I won’t!! This was my last week on the worst duty ever.

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